Our recipe: Dig for forgotten hamburger in freezer (freezer burn acceptable), brown, look for some kind of beans (left overs from the last cook out, kidney etc), add. Look for something tomato based (like the can of paste I opened a couple of days ago to use in a recipe and then discovered it had Italian seasoning added and I couldn't use it, diced tomatoes, anything.) Mix it all together along with a pack of seasoning mix. Let simmer until someone wants to eat. Add fattening toppings.